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This volume's master plans B Movies are:
Trial of the Super Friends - Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern guard a research lab which has somehow rendered light into a liquid. Though the Legion of Doom wishes to steal this new power source (mainly because it is a universal solvent which can dissolve everything – except glass. And the ground. And concrete. And…), the bad guys also have a suitably complicated plan to capture the four super guards, submit them to a kangaroo court, and sentence them. Their punishment? To be hunted down by their own android duplicates, armed with their own purloined super weapons…
Monolith of Evil – Though we may think of Solomon Grundy as being smart as a bag of hammers (admittedly, super-strong and invulnerable hammers), he is quite perceptive. He has realized that the strange energy responsible for his swamp-centered origin is comes from a monolith at the center of the earth. Finding the monolith guarded by the mandatory center-of-the-earth monsters, they trick the Super Friends into retrieving the monolith for them, then slap a green kryptonite ball-and-chain on Superman, just for laughs. Using the monolith's unlimited power, they proceed to do all sorts of anti-social things, like extinguish the sun.
The Giants of Doom – In another surprise twist, Bizarro Superman, whom I assumed was a moron, turns out to be a scientific genius. He's found a way to combine three rare elements to form a ray that will transform the bad guys into 100 foot tall, world-conquering, Super Friend squashing giants. Things start off with a bang when the Legion has to retrieve one of the elements by cutting the Moon in half! These are some bad bongos, lemme tell you.
Secret Origins of the Super Friends – Somehow, Lex Luthor has found out the secret origins of the three most powerful Super Friends – Superman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern – and instead of using the resulting knowledge of their secret identities to wreak havoc, he decides to use the Legion's mothballed Time Conveyor (remember that? From Episode #4? The Time Trap?) to alter history by interfering in the origin process. Thus Cheetah becomes Wonder Woman, Lex winds up with Green Lantern's ring, and Superman's rocket is nudged toward a planet with a red sun, negating his powers. Though there are the usual strange paradoxes of a time travel story, it must be admitted that without that ludicrous cat costume, the Cheetah is pretty hot.
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